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I heard complaints about the cheese, but swore I wouldn’t tumblblog until I found something interesting on the internet again. But then I did. Unfortunately, this will make sense to only one of you.
John the socialist conductor, who claimed Palestine as his homeland, and looked like he was 14, has a baby.
And he still looks 14.
April 2009
3 posts
Behind the scenes at Netflix →
I often wondered what the inside of a Netflix facility looked like, mainly because I always assumed that it was run entirely by a network of giant, space-age robots.
The Different Kinds of People That There Are - The... →
March 2009
3 posts
I Need to Move, a play in one act
Upstairs neighbor: Stomp, Stomp, Stomp
Me: What’s going on up there? Is she an elephant?
Upstairs Neighbor: Clomp, Clomp, Clomp
Me: Is she a horse?
I go up to complain.
Me: Can you keep it down?
Upstairs neighbor: uh…
Me: It’s really loud downstairs
Upstairs Neighbor: Okay
I go back downstairs
Me: What’s going on up there? Is she an elephant?
February 2009
2 posts
Bardot To Big O: Save The Seals →
One month in, and I’m still adjusting. My first thought when I saw this headline was, “Yeah, Oprah should help save the seals.”
January 2009
9 posts
Overheard on the Green Line, Anacostia
20-something woman, to her husband:
“NO! I only shaved it because you told me to shave it! … This is why I want a divorce.”
“It’s kinda like Legos”
– Jim Bob Duggar
I’m spending the evening being horrified/fascinated by the Duggars.
pamie.com: Activating Robin →
Introducing my long-lost twin, Robin.
Dear Mr. Obama, Hello, my name is Clarence C. Our school is broke. Please give us money. We kids are in need of books. I would like some new computers and a gym. We all told everybody to vote for you. I think we deserve some credit. Sincerely, Clarence Champagne
Obama Gets Advice, Letters From Young Navajos : NPR
Simultaneously hilarious and heartbreaking.
BYOBL →
Safety Lasers!
WatchI’m so glad this weirdo year is almost over
December 2008
6 posts
Michelle & Barack Obama's Kids Will Get Organic... →
I always thought that weird, rectangular pizza was the worst thing about school lunches.
Obama’s ‘Secretary of Food’? →
I can never remember if Kristol or Kristof is the one I should avoid reading. This helps clear things up.
November 2008
9 posts
WE HEAR . . . WE HEAR →
Today marked the second time I’ve laughed out loud upon learning that someone broke their jaw and had to have it wired shut.
My career seems to have come full circle. Already. Maybe it’s time to start a new one?
smelling like a hippie, thanks to the ridiculously over fragranced person who sat next to me on the metro
Possibly the strangest thing I’ve seen all day. But it’s been a slow day. http://interconnected.org/home/more/2008/11/cattledrive/
with all the election excitement, I almost forgot that it’s Guy Fawkes Day. Must find something Guy-shaped to burn.
pretty sure we’ve all earned a new puppy. Except California. I’m disappointed in you. You’re getting a turtle.
According to my math, Obama’s won it. Don’t fuck it up, West Coast.
Rick Santorum Had a Bad Election Night in 2006...... →
another reason to look forward to Wednesday: no more Nate Silver on TV. That dude is creepy.
October 2008
32 posts
the big chart →
found porn at work. again.
“The Los Angeles Times carried a report of a mega-church from the town of La Mesa...”
– Straight Talk
Jamba Juice? Those things have about 800 calories each. Going on a Jamba Juice “fast” makes about as much sense as supporting Prop 8.
omg you guys, Mindy Kaling has a new web series: http://www.strike.tv/show/house-poor/
retracting my previous statement re: pumpkins http://tinyurl.com/64vygj
Candy is the better Halloween treat
Beginning. Middle. End.
WatchHulu - 30 Rock: Sneak Peek: Do-Over - Watch the full episode now.
is craving pumpkin seeds? how did this happen?
wishing I had a scanner in my office, because everyone should see this creepy photo I just found