The RxT

I Need to Move, a play in one act

Upstairs neighbor: Stomp, Stomp, Stomp

Me: What’s going on up there? Is she an elephant?

Upstairs Neighbor: Clomp, Clomp, Clomp

Me: Is she a horse?

I go up to complain.

Me: Can you keep it down?

Upstairs neighbor: uh…

Me: It’s really loud downstairs

Upstairs Neighbor: Okay

I go back downstairs

Me: What’s going on up there? Is she an elephant?